Jom kita try cerita huruf 'P' ni :)
Paklong punya pasal, pagi-pagi pakngah pergi pasar. Paklong pesan pulut panggang. Parking pulak punyalah payah. Pakngah pun pelik, pasal pulak pagi-pagi payah parking. Pakngah pun pusing-pusing perhati parking. Pusing punya pusing, pakngah pun pening. Penyudahnya pakngah parking pinggir parit.
Pening-pening pun perut pakngah perlu penuh. Pakngah pun pergilah pekena pasembor. Pasembor pulak punyalah pedas. Pergh! Pedas-pedas pun pakngah pulun. Pakngah pulun pelan-pelan pasal pedas. Pastu pakngah pun pulang.
Pakngah pulan punyalah panas. Pakngah pun pasang penyejuk. Pasang penyejuk pun panas. Pakngah pun pelik pasal pulak panas. Pakngah pun periksa penyejuk. Patutlah panas, penyejuknya palsu. Pakngah pun pergi pulangkan penyejuk pada peniaga. Pokemon punya peniaga!
Pikir punya pikir pakngah putuskan pelihara puyu. Pakngah perlukan peruntukan. Permohonan peruntukan pulak punyalah panjang prosesnya. Prosedurnya pun payah. Pagi petang pakngah panjat pejabat pegawai perikanan. Pakngah pun pedap. Penyudahnya pakngah pinjam paklong.
Pinjam paklong pun paedahnya pat persen. Pat persen pun, pat persenlah. Puyu punya pasal pedulilah. Projek pelihara puyu perlukan pondok. Pakngah pun perbaiki pondok pakngah. Pakngah paku papan. Pung pang pung pang pung pang pung pang pung pang pung pang...
Pengetuk paku pulak patah patah. Pedulikan pasal pengetuk paku patah. Pikir pulak pasal perkara-perkara penting. Pasal pimpinan PM, pasal pilihanraya, pasal pembangunan, pasal perpaduan, pasal pendidikan, pasal perundangan, pasal perjalanan parlimen, pasal perairan, pasal palestin, pasal peluang perniagaan pabila puasa.. Pup! Pelita padam! Pakngah pun pengsan....
Penamat :P
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Thursday, May 10, 2012
En. Tunang
Salam semua..
Dah lama tak update blog. So hari ni saja nak menulis. Sikit sebanyak tentang majlis pertunangan saya. Saya nak share sikit tentang majlis tersebut. Saya telah ditata rias oleh Mentari Kreatif, Melaka dan fotografer oleh Titian Songo. Sikit sebanyaka gambar majlis pertunangan saya.
Im engaged!
Bersama dengan make-up artist : Kak Sina :)
Yeay! Dh siap diandam :)
A sweet card from my best friend :)
Dah lama tak update blog. So hari ni saja nak menulis. Sikit sebanyak tentang majlis pertunangan saya. Saya nak share sikit tentang majlis tersebut. Saya telah ditata rias oleh Mentari Kreatif, Melaka dan fotografer oleh Titian Songo. Sikit sebanyaka gambar majlis pertunangan saya.
Im engaged!
Mr. Fiance :D
my bestfriends <3
with friends :)
bunga tangan merah merang :D
my first ring from him during my bufday last year :)
pengikat janji :)
here we go the girls in my family :)
Thursday, November 17, 2011
WHO CARES? Jika anda kisah tentang ini...
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...and George followed her, dying during the month of July 2008)
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often..
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If you don't send this....Who cares? George Carlin
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often..
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If you don't send this....Who cares? George Carlin
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Someone Like You ~ Adele
I heard that you've settled down
That you found a girl and you're married now
I heard that your dreams came true
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But i couldn't stay away, i couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Dont forget me, i begged, i remember you said
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
We were born and raised in a summer haze
Bound by the surprise of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But i couldn't stay away, i couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Dont forget me, i begged, i remember you said
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Nothing compares, no worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Dont forget me, i begged, i remember you said
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
That you found a girl and you're married now
I heard that your dreams came true
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But i couldn't stay away, i couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Dont forget me, i begged, i remember you said
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
We were born and raised in a summer haze
Bound by the surprise of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But i couldn't stay away, i couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Dont forget me, i begged, i remember you said
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Nothing compares, no worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Dont forget me, i begged, i remember you said
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometime it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Monday, October 24, 2011
Something to remember
"You wont be his FIRST, his LAST or his ONLY. He's loved before, he will love again but if he loves you NOW, what else matters? He's not PERFECT and neither are you. And the two of you will NEVER be PERFECT. But if he makes you LAUGH, at least once causes you to think twice, and admits being human and making MISTAKES.. Hold on to him, and give him all you've got. He is not going to QUATE POETRY, he's not going to be thinking of you EVERY MOMENT, but he will give you a part of it, that he knows you can break. Dont hurt him, dont change him, dont expect too much from him. Smile when he makes you happy, cry when he makes you sad and MISS him when he's not there..."
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Warkahku Untuk Dirimu~
Tolong beritahu si dia aku ada pesanan buatnya…
Tolong beritahu si dia, cinta agung adalah cintaNya
Tolong beritahu si dia, cinta manusia bakal membuatnya alpa…
Tolong nasihati si dia, jangan menyintaiku lebih dari dia menyintai Yang Maha Esa…
Tolong nasihati si dia, jangan mengingatiku lebih dari dia mengingati Yang Maha Kuasa…
Tolong nasihati si dia, jangan mendoakanku lebih dari dia mendoakan kedua ibu bapanya…
Tolong katakan pada si dia, dahulukan Allah kerana di situ ada syurga…
Tolong katakan pada si dia, dahulukan ibu bapanya kerana di telapak itu syurganya…
Tolong ingatkan si dia, aku terpikat kerana imannya bukan rupa…
Tolong ingatkan si dia, aku lebih cintakan zuhudnya bukan harta…
Tolong ingatkan si dia, aku kasihinya kerana santunnya…
Tolong tegur si dia, bila dia mula mengagungkan cinta manusia…
Tolong tegur si dia, bila dia tenggelam dalam angan-angannya…
Tolong tegur si dia, bila nafsu mengawal fikirannya…
Tolong sedarkan si dia, aku milik Yang Esa…
Tolong sedarkan si dia, aku masih milik keluarga…
Tolong sedarkan si dia, tanggungjawabnya besar kepada keluarganya…
Tolong sabarkan si dia, usah ucap cinta di kala cita belum terlaksana…
Tolong sabarkan si dia, andai diri ini enggan dirapati kerana menjaga batasan cinta…
Tolong sabarkan si dia, bina jarak menjadi penyebab bertambah rindunya…
Tolong pesan kepadanya, aku tidak mahu menjadi fitnah besar kepadanya…
Tolong pesan kepadanya, aku tidak mahu menjadi punca kegagalannya…
Tolong pesan kepadanya, aku membiarkan Yang Maha Esa menjaga dirinya…
Tolong khabarkan pada si dia, aku tidak mahu melekakan dia…
Tolong khabarkan pada si dia, aku mahu dia berjaya dalam impian dan cita-citanya…
Tolong khabarkan pada si dia, aku sentiasa mendoakan kejayaannya…
Tolong sampaikan pada si dia, aku mendambakan cinta suci yang terjaga…
Tolong sampaikan pada si dia, cinta kerana Allah tidak ternilai harganya…
Tolong sampaikan pada si dia, hubungan ini terjaga selagi dia menjaga hubungan dengan Yang Maha Kuasa…
Tolong sampaikan kepada si dia kerana aku tidak mampu memberitahunya sendiri…
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Tribute to Mimi Haslina & geng-geng Jets!
Selamat pengantin baru Mimi Haslina dan pasangannya Fadzil Jailani..
Semoga berbahagia & berkekalan hingga ke akhir hayat..amin.
Congrates!
Salam..
Tahniah mimi! Happy sangat-sangat untuk korang berdua. Asalnya mimi ajak tido rumah dia, sehari sebelum hari pekahwinan. Tapi aku tak dapat datang, sebab kena balik melaka. So yang stay rumah mimi hanya hanis, mizah & zetty je. Yet, i still managed to come early. Sebelum tetamu datang lagi aku dah sampai rumah mimi. Sempatla bergosip sekejap kan, sambil menurunkan nervous mimi. Yela, beberapa minit sebelum diakad nikahkan, so kitorang berlima bercerita kisah sekolah. Haha..cerita apa lagi yang paling best kalo bukan kisah masuk aspura! Oooppss..sorry guys! Kawan-kawan lelaki, tolong jangan marah ye.. Still fresh kot dalam ingatan bila malam tu kitorang kena marah dengan budak-budak lelaki. Jahat betul eh korang =P
Oh my goodness, seronok sgt dapat jumpa korg semua. Boleh kata suku dari batch kita datang wedding mimi. Muka masing-masing still sama, perangai pun sama x berubah langsung! Cuma ada la yang dah mengecik & membesar..termasuklah aku..hehe. But ade seseorang yang totally berubah. Memang sangat2 pelik. Tau x sape? Aizat hazwan aka ejat! OMG, what happened to u? Dulu2 dia ni la yang paling suka menyakat, dia la budak paling nakal, diala yang paling suka mengenakan orang lain..n dia la everything, tp ms kat rumah mimi tu.. Ejat dh berubah gler kot. Dia menjadi seorang yang pemalu..hehe.. Dan seorang yang pendiam..reti senyum je.. =P
Ejat malu, xnak amik gamba..hehe
Bagus la dapat jumpa dengan semua, updating themselves. Dah habis belajar ke, keje ke, dah kawen ke, then dengan sape skang & etc. Masa habis sekolah dulu, kita semua sibuk menanya masuk matrik mana, or sambung kat u mana.. Lepas habis matrik, tanya plak masuk u mana, amik course apa. Pastu bila kawan-kawan kita nak fly, kita pakat menghantar plak. Now, mostly dah keje. Semua ade kat area KL je pun. Baru aku tau. Rupanya dekat je if nak jumpa. Tapi yang dekat tula susah nak jumpa. Mungkin next wedding sape2 baru jumpa balik kot =P and..jeng jeng jeng who's next?
Happening!
Haha.. Well, it was a very good and memorable moments with all of my batchmates. Hope that one day, kita boleh buat reunion dengan semua. Tunggu kawan-kawan oversea balik. Miss all of u, miss all the school times, and appreciate the friendship that we have until now <3
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